turd squirter

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

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Definition of a turd

An insult to somebody that you dislike or is a "turd".

Me: Whos Chris Cooper?
Joe Newall: Oh he's the definition of a turd

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turd burger

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

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turd counter

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

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Razzle Turd

A chewed combination of every razzle flavor that creates one brown piece that looks like a turd from a small animal.

Mike-Hey dude you got razzles?

Joe-Yeah why?

Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.

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ra-turd

its a combination of a ''ratard'' from the movie hangover and a combination of a turd.

ra-tard tard ratard ra-turd

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Turd Pond

A pond or lake that smells like a turd and looks like someone turd alll over it.

I live right next to a Turd Pond and it stinks up the whole neighborhood!

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