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Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.
Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!
Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?
A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.
John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped."
Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
1.Something that never existed.
2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie
"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn
Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink
I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue