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Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.
She is a unicorn bee
Girl willing to give up that ass for anal.
Yo, melissa got them unicorn steaks for every dude
Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit
Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.
Also can mean a MLG
Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.
1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."