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I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice
mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
Someone who originated from somewhere other than America and went there then became stereotypically American (guns cars wars etc)
Gabriel is Canadian but he’s the most American out of all of us he’s definitely Eagle-Washed
Sticking you're penis in another man's butthole
"YO, that man over there does bati wash frequently
When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.