you are wrong

youre just wrong

you are wrong

are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

you daddy

1.the boss; 2.a person who uses this thinks he is superior to another

"I'm you daddy!"

You Jelly

Similar to You mad, instead of being mad the person is jealous.

Guy1: Hey fucker, you stole my girl!

Guy2: You jelly?

Girl: lol! He's so jelly.

Are you anywhere

a hush hush way to ask a person if they smoke weed.
originating from the thots of a pothead

allie: are you anywhere?
speck: all the time man

sex you

When you want to have sex with you and try to hide it

Hey can I sex you now?

stuff you

Referring to the first, yes it is derived from STFU which means "shut the fuck up" Stuff you is a tamer version more widely accepted, yet still holds the same message of shutting up.

dude: hey why dont you see me some time?

chick: stuff you and go away!