abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny
jacks dad is where
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Someone who is really fucking pale has blonde ass hair.
"Go frost up my lawn you Jack Frost lookin' headass"
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Jack rations are rations other than army issue, for example you bring some of your favourite tinned soup of lollies out bush that aren't issued in ration packs.
these goodies are called jack rations in the australian army.
Johnny bought a weeks worth of jack rations with him to the excersize.
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You know how Jack Black imitates instrumentals with his voice, like "brig digga dig" and all that stuff?
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.
Steve: "DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana! DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"
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An incredible actor, singer, guitarist and a GOD.
Half of the rock duo TENACIOUS D.
He is also incredibly sexy!
I want to fuck Jack Black hard.
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When a person is a complete douchebag, but also at the same time he/she is pretty funny because they make stupid comments, laugh at their own jokes, and slap their own knee in histeria
guy 1: actually, i think i'm the hot tater champion, colten (laughs and slaps own knee in histeria).
guy 2: dude, you are really jack fryeing it right now.
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Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.
Jacking off is typical amongst most people.
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