The act of being a SARCASTIC ass
James stop being a sarcastic sam!
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A real life Grand Theft Auto Character
Mom: We are going to Idaho!
Son: Maybe I'll see Sam Cook!
Mom: Make sure you hide your shit!
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Some professional gamer at fortnite who thinks Max is a salt queen x10000000000000000000000. He isnt a bad guy after all. He is actually a great person that is happy with everyone and likes to be around friends. He is the greatest guy youโll ever meet. Follow him on Instagram @InstantMemez_
Sam Kelly is the best Fortnite player ever! I really wanna meet him someday!
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Creepy, greasy fat dude who flaunts his child pornography collection.
Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
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Sam Dao (full name Samuel Dao) Born February 31st 9 BC Is an American Minecraft youtuber and twitch streamer. Every night at 7:30 cst est Sam goes live on you tube and does 1.16 or 1.17 speed runs. He used to do cross country but has recently quit. Sam goes to collage in Texas and streams from his dorm. He has been playing Minecraft since it came out on x-box in 2009. He has a dog named Duke back at home. Sam's current pb (players best) is 14:26
Ugly person: I like bad boy halo
good looking person: i like sam dao
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A drug addict transgender from male to female who is not fully transitioned yet with saggy breasts caused by a rare genetic mutation in men.
Sam Sequoia:โ bItChEs CoUlD nEvErrRR โ
Literally everyone : ๐คข๐คข
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