drunken leg

when aforementioned drunk becomes so intoxicated that he/she, during their intoxication, injures their leg to an extent that impairs them for over a week.

I say, your predicament sounds similar to that of a drunken leg.

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Pig Leg

Any kind of hand rolled cigarette that is inconsistent in shape; due to clumsy inexperienced hands. Typically characterized as being fatter on one end or the other or even in the center.

"Look at the goofy ass pig leg hanging from that dude's mouth."

"No shit, what a bumblefuck!"

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Watermelon Legs

an extremely serious disease caused by the expedited consumption of copious amounts of watermelon. Symptoms include temporary paralysis of the lower body, numbing of the legs, and crippling anxiety.

My brother ate 8 entire watermelons and was bed ridden the whole next day due to his severe case of watermelon legs.

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Leg-Butts

A colloquial term for thighs. Aids in the perception of thighs as highly sexual parts of the body.

"man, check out the Leg-Butts on that guy, mmmmhmmmm yummy yummy raahhhhh"

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Corkscrew Leg

Having a penis so long it has to be wrapped around your leg, creating a corkscrew around your leg.

Jason: “Dude, did you hear about Timmy, he has a corkscrew leg.”

Jimmy: “Yea man, his dong is 74 inches long.”

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Stanky leg

The stanky leg is a lyric, and dance move from the popular song whip and nay nay, it’s become a living meme and is EPIC

: Tim help John I’ve been cursed by a wizard named babatunde, he has forced me to do the stanky leg for eternity.
John: Tim I’ll save you!!!
Tim:no don’t come to close or the wizard will curse you with this hip dance move!!!

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leg jot

another word for hot anal sex

dude brian has that face when he wants leg jot

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