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The act of taking the object of ones affections up Bourneville Boulevard.
Last night I took Doris up the anal highway! It was a dry drive as we approached the ring road!
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An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.
"Remember when you're in jail, Bubba isn't trying to give you an 'anal massage'."
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Placing a fleshlight into a female anus(or male anus, depending on preference) and then making love to the fleshlight.
That girl is a real hoe, i would never directly fuck her ass, but I would partake in indirect anal.
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The really annoying substance that resides along the greater part of the 12" crack of your ass. It is produced usually on a really really hot day, when you sweat, and wearing some really tight pants. It is a mixture of feces particles (dingle berries), sweat, and dried skin. It leaves a very strange, stinging, and burning sensation around the bunghole... resulting in the need to find a bathroom, ASAP. Upon wiping this "anal butter", brings quite a relief to the area immediately. Will also leave a really nice skid mark on your underwear, which sometimes requires the immediate disposal of the garment, and to just go "commando" for the rest of the day.
Rob: Dude Why you walking like that?
Brah: Man, i dunno... I think i got a bad case of Anal Butter. Can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?
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when, typically, a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, in the same form as which one would have vaginal sex. Anal foreplay includes licky, touching, massaging, or otherwise pleasuring the anus or anal muscles. Items such as dildos or vibrators are also often used.
In homosexual acts, being as this is the only genuine penetration available, a man's penis is inserted into another man's anus, same as it would a female.
Many sexually active individuals view snal sex as a safe way to prevents STDs and pregnancy, when in reality, both are still possible. Should the man ejaculate in the woman's anus and the sperm drips out a then into the vaginal orifice, it is quite simply just as risky as vaginal sex.
Anal sex can be extremely pleasurable, and extremely painful, typically more-so in the latter. You can be unaware of whether you enjoy it or hate it, because the two feelings match up so evenly.
Often after anal sex, the woman(man) will experience loosened anal muscles and intense pain in the rectal area, depending upon the amount of lubrication at the time of the intercourse, May people often say that after engaging in anal sex, if the man ejaculated inside the anus, they shit cum, often for many days having liquids, including sperm, drip from the anus when using th bathroom, farting, or even simply walking. Many other post-sex symptoms occur.
Sara let me fuck her in the ass last week. I had to lube my dick up like crazy, and let her ease onto it. While we fucked she was like, "i don't know whether it hurts or feels AMAZING."The next morning, she woke up and when she got out of bed, she was walking like my dick was STILL in her fucking ass. She went to the bathroom, and came out complaining that she'd be shitting cum for a week. Which she did. She says we can't have anal sex again till the pain goes away. HAhaHA.
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A homosexual male who forcefully rapes and plunders rectums.
Mike Tyson was a successful anal viking in prison.
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someone who sneaks up behind someone and reaps the anal cavity of all its crust and then disapperas into the night
holy fuck i got visited by the anal reaper last night and my sheets are stained of blood
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