Random
Source Code
Random
A golden Oreo. A person of Asian ethnic origin who acts whiter than wonder bread. Often attempts to seem more Asian by using what they perceive to be Asian slang.
“Hey Ted! Want to go get some noodles and bbt?”
“Bbt?”
“Yeah, bubble tea!”
“Man, you’re such a white washed Asian.”
23👍 14👎
1. One of Asian Heritage (usually korean) that has made a dramatic impact on someone's life.
2. A younger freaking awesome Asian most of the time around the age of 14.
3. One who is far above all other Asians; having favorable traits, overall coolness for an Asian.
Not only is Theresa Yoon an Asian Sensation her little sister Natalie Yoon is also a lil Asian Sensation.
Robbie- "Hey Nick, you wanna hangout with the lil asian sensation?"
Nick- "Ya who wouldnt want to hang out with natalie!!!!"
27👍 16👎
A group of Asians who like to think they are "cool". They generally smoke and hang around in stairwells and get in everyone's way. They will have a distinctive thing that they do- this could be anything, from all turning their collars up, to walking in a certain way.
They think they are above their peers, and tend to talk in their native language so that their talk is "secret".Generally thought of as being quite thick, hence they are labeled the Asian Mafia, which is a direct contradiction, because the mafia are from only select countries: Italy for example.
The Asian Mafia at her school were always picking fights and getting caught smoking.
5👍 47👎
A predominant trait almost exclusive to women of Asian descent where the vagina possesses a tight curve and lack of depth coupled with durable elasticity. Anthropologists have determined this trait was the result of Han Chinese becoming common genetic ancestry following the defeat of Miao and the Li during the Battle of Zhuolu in 26th century BC. This unique vagina configuration was first thought as bodily defense to insure a genetically pure sexual reproduction. The vagina possess a physical obstacle with its curve that makes penetration difficult from a thicker penis, its shallow depth and elasticity cause an effect known as wondering cervix; causing a longer penis glands to travel along the side cervix pointing the meatus away from the cervical canal.
This female trait has been criticized for the decline of Asian penis sizes; the decline was a result of a need for a smaller penis proper sexually reproduction, this decline has mirror the enlargement of the physical obstructions in the females vagina.
In modern culture Asian women have found it an empowering trait when having sexual intercourse with men of far removed ethnic heritage with lager penises. During penetration the larger penis requires a large amount of force to fully penetrate while wondering cervix rubbing the meatus of the penis randomly producing a great deal of pleasure for the male.
This trait has been known as a contributing factor of contracting “Yellow Fever” in men of non-Asian descent.
You can't push rope with that Asian Fighting Pussy
57👍 39👎
When your female partner is not satisfying you during sex, so you knock her out using a blunt object and continue the deed.
My girlfriend was shit in bed last night, so I tried Jealous Asian Man her and it was so good after that.
21👍 15👎
Asian Arm Acne, or AAA, is a common form of acne typically found only on the upper arms of the Asian persuasion.
Courtney: Hey, check out these bumps on my arm!
Martin: That's a classic case of AAA. If you drove a car on your arms it would be like driving on the surface of the moon.
Martin: How do I get these bumps off my arm?
Mink: That's Asian Arm Acne, you can't.
21👍 12👎
A sexual act involving Asian food inspired flatulence during fellatio.
"yea man I took her home and gave her the Asian Brown Cloud"
8👍 3👎