kendalls birthday
girl1: hey, it's August 29 do you know what day it is?
girl2: no??
girl1: it's kendalls birthday!
kendall: yup also known as the best day ever
The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born
August 29 is stink
If you’re born on this day it is required that you be sent a titty/booty pic by whoever you show this definition to
Person born on August 13:Hey it’s August 13 , my birthday
Other person: Ok bet *new attachment*
The best person ever’s birthday, Brie!
Friend: OMG it’s August 13 bries birthday!
Brie: Yes it is🤬
You - what’s happening august 13th
Me - it’s national mgk day
The hottest people to ever touch this soil was born on this date (aka will buice and Tessa havlik)
“Omg Tessa and will are so sexy they are both born on august 13th”
National go to tower bridge day
N:hey bro its my birthday today August 13
L:lets go to tower bridge then
N:les go