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An unexpected and unwanted defecation
Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.
A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
"Have you seen Johnny?"
"Nah"
"He's got a Bastard Haircut"
Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.
"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".
so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes
Oi mate look at that thunder bastard
The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.
"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."
A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern
“Now that there is a dirty little bastard!”