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A mysterious and hidden society of extremely intelligent and mischievous pranksters. Originating from the western suburbs of Chicago, Blood-Hoof was created by “The Council of Five”. This council planed and executed most if not all of the early Blood-Hoof missions. Reports about the current movements or doings of this underground community are few and far between. As a rule of thumb reporters and local authorities avoid directly attacking the “Council’ or their operatives less their cars and homes be vandalized with burritos, plastic based cooking wraps, shaving creams, or other soap based products. Due to unfortunate incidents, such as the great syrup misfortune of ’05, have led to the “council” to adopt a closed-door policy making it very difficult for prospected members to gain access. Blood-Hoof will remain a mystery as long as the societies leaders decide to keep it so, but until then the general public should know and recognize that no one is safe and no one should be trusted.
Shortly after this article the journalist responsible found his car covered in $1.99 “Burrito Bombs” that could be found and purchased at any 7/11 convenience store. This raid was claimed by Blood-Hoof in the form of writen warning found on the hood of the car.
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when girls have their period at the beach
blood on the sand is thank in the cabwhat stop asking what question
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To perform optimally, especially in competition. Most commonly related to musical performance.
Why would Buddy Rich go for blood on Animal like dat!!!
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Blood high : The feeling(s) you get after you donate blood for the first time. Side effects may include:
light headedness
poor handwriting
tendency to repeat the same thing
shaky
poor balance
overheating
bad eyesight
loss of conciousness
Kid1: I just donated blood for the first time today.
Kid2: Cool, how are you feeling?
Kid1: Okay, I think I have a blood high.
Kid2: Maybe you should sit down.
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1. A noob that comes from a family of noobs.
2. A person that seems to be doing everything for the first time.
3. A person who can win once or twice at something and lose the rest of the time of they spend playing.
1.Parents(noobs) ask:"What room is the parent teacher conference in?"
Pure-blooded noob answers:"I don't know, they said that there would be a poster saying where it will be held."
*The poster is right behind them*
2.Pure-blooded noob:"How are you suppose to bubble in the buubles in a scantron? Are we suppose to write our name in the TAKS test booklet? If we can write our name in the TAKS test booklet, it means that we can write our answers in it right?"
*The person has taken the test for 8 years*
3.*Two friends playing slayer in Halo*
Pure-blooded noob:"Yes,I killed you first and you didn't even hurt me"
*End of the game: pure-blooded noob killed friend 1 time; friend killed pure-blooded noob 25 times*
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when your fucking a girl while shes on her period. Collect any blood in a cup, proceed to throw it in her face and yell "SURFS UP!"
"i just fucked my girl, it was a california blood bath."
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