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A “farm” used to hold human dead body’s, for students and people to study.
I need a dead person for a ducking history project
Why the funny do you need that? Go to a body farm
Someone who’s head is too small for their body
Look at this guy he’s a bobble body
Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.
"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"
"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."
Very cringe name which Aussies give to a body punch/liver punch.
Shane: "Did you go watch the fights at Infliction last night brah ?"
Nate: "Yeah mart. Old matey stopped that Kiwi/Brown fella with a noice body rip eh !?!"
Shane: "Yeah mart. What a foight !" Can't remember most of the card 'cos I was blind as mart."
Nate: "Hehe. You're such an alky eh."
A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!
When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
Hym "There goes the body shaming! I made you feel as you are (dumb+bad) and there goes the immediate body shaming! Right there! You see it!?"