Don't judge a book by its cover

A very viral challenge where you pretended to do something and basically say sike, I'm not. It's honelsty very stupid.

*pretends to Cut hair*

Wait. Did you really think I was going to cut my hair?

Well, your wrong.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

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Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4

Stem majors are inherently better than non stem majors including bio majors, therefor they get to make the rules

Joe: Look at the bio major trying to get into stem, must not know about Book of law page 487 section 2 line 4.

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I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.

Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence

Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

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Lollipop Book

A book that sucks

The other day in class I fell asleep while we were reading Hamlet, it is such a lollipop book

Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.

I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.

Right page of the school year book

Adj.
Used to describe people with their school photo on a right page of the school yearbook. These are typically people (or things) described as annoying and not funny.

man 1: I guess Santa's helper is a squirrel.
man 2: I bet you were on the right page of the school year book.