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Where you celebrate them just because
Happy National boyfriends day part three
its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now
A sarcastic remark describing somebody who is not your type.
Girl: Ew its that weird guy again.
Girl's brother: That's yo boyfriend over there!
This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party
Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys
Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine
Girl1 walks away
Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land
Girl2- that’s correct
a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.
I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.
The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
something that will be all over the floor if you try to cheat on your girlfriend, boys!!
girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!