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When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning
n. a mental state in which a person is so detached from the world they believe they are in a perpetual Thursday and constantly crave breakfast. Often a side-effect of psychedelics and or high frequency marijuana use.
I woke up, or thought I did, hungry as usual, scrounging around what appeared to be my home for something to eat. I wondered for a moment, where am I? Who am I? Why am I here? The only thing I was certain of it was time for a Thursday Breakfast.
When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.
A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!
Northern California Ravers who have stayed up all night high on whatever. As the sun is coming up, they create a shot glass with their hand, pour some liquor in, and snort the liquor and slap themselves in the eye/face.
It has no real purpose but it provides entertainment.
let’s do a Las Vegas breakfast!
Oh no…I don’t want to but I will of you are.
The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it
Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast
Man 2- Excuse me, What?