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only the best thing to happen to the world. they are extremely talented, and have changed millions of people's lives. made the cover of rolling stone two times, being the youngest band ever on there; have played at the white house three or four times; were nominated for a Grammy in 2009; performed with Stevie Wonder at the Grammy's in 2009; and have sold millions of albums. Now to me, that doesn't really seem like they suck? Right? Thought so.
The Jonas Brothers have gotten me through some of the toughest parts of my life with their inspiring lyrics and quotes. With the help from them, and the Jonas Tree House, I'll have faith, and restart foreverandever. and always believe in eternal wghooops. <33333
The Jonas Brothers have taught millions of girls to have faith, and restart. <333
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A band that started in Wyckoff, New Jersey. The band consists of three guys, Nicholas Jerry Jonas - 16, Joseph Adam Jonas - 20, Paul Kevin Jonas II - 21. It started out when Nick got discovered in a barber shop and they had him write music. Kevin and Joe helped him write and sing the song ' Please Be Mine ' which made them get discovered too. They made one album with Columbia Records, called ' It's About Time'. After that they dropped that company and went with Hollywood Records, which they have gained three albums from. Their self titled album 'Jonas Brothers', their first platinum ' A Little Bit Longer', and their newest ' Lines, Vines, And Trying Times'. They are popular, but mostly for girls from ages 13-20. Boys normally don't like them, but there are some that do. They wear purity rings, which means no sex til marriage. Kevin recently got engaged to Danielle Delesea. They got engaged July 1st, 2009.
Jonas Brothers World Tour
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A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his righteousness to the priests and laity, basically a troublemaker who tells priests what they should do.
Righteous brother Michael: Pater you should do this, Pater you should do that, Pater you can't say this, Pater you can't say that. Oi Pater you have to do everything I tell you!
Priest: Enough of your righteousness Michael, just go away but don't smash the mugs on your way out.
the most amazing boyband in the world.
inspirational and aspiring musicians.
the jonas brothers totally rocked that concert!
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A sign of the apocalypse.
It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!
The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.
When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.
The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.
I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.
I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
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a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck
"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"
wilbur soot and tommyinnit in a nutshell
"Have you watched Wilbur and tommy?"
"Ohh yeah they're like Dogboy brothers
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