man who can make anyone horny. he has the biggest muscles and gets all the girls
christian sanchez is the goat
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An ugly person who will whatch you in your sleep and stalk you for eternity
Look over there it is Christian Jarrett.
Yeah don't go close to him his ugliness will kill you!
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youthful, oily, & unaware, some uncover chested kinks. males always rain in slightly sexual atmospheres.
i just got my teeth cleaned by the christian dentist ;)
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not sus NOT my friend has a 22 inch blade and a katana my friend is swagstermcdreamwastaken_7___4notfoundinit_9787 and his dad is lebron james and daddy birchwood
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A person who comes into a room and has to announce their presence by yelling or making some weird animal noises from a cat in heat to a donkey that was fatally stabbed
You're being a real Christian Ortiz right now.
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A Christian that only goes to church during the holidays.
Why does Ben even bother coming here? What, he can only make time to come to church during Christmas? He's such a Holiday Christian.
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A total asshole that is mostly homophobic, abusive, and will stop abortion in ANY way possible.
Person #1: Omg, look its that asshole that tells my son being gay is a sin.
Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Christian karen.
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