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Coffee

Drugs.

I'm high on coffee!!

by A random piece of cardboard September 7, 2020


Coffee

also: coffé, live juice, the reason to live
Together with alcohol, tobacco, and sometimes cannabis, coffee is one of the legal drugs.
Other than the first tree, coffee is a drug that is mostly accepted as normal in our society even though it ist mostly even more addictive than illegal drugs.
Extremely addicted people can't stay awake or resist to take another dose, not even a single day.
Coffee is also a transitional drug for harder drugs like energy drinks or coffee shots, that can even have a harder impact on the body.
The addictive of coffee is caffeine, side effects of caffeine are sleeplessness, without caffeine the body gets sleepy and rectitude.
Ready to consume coffee is often sold in coffee bars by dealers, they are often called baristas in the scene.
It is forbidden to drink alcohol in the public, but coffee is often consumed on the way.

customer: "I need another dose of coffee ... how about a large Frappe with soy milk"
barista/dealer: "you don't have the money for it, last time you even pledget your pants for one."

by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020


Coffee

What keeps all human beings alive

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019


Coffee

something everyone needs to survive

someone: want some coffee
fellow person: YES

by person being stupid November 9, 2020


Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.

“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”

by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021


coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy

Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,

by yoga19 August 20, 2019


Coffee

Literally me. My name is Coffee.

OMG Coffee it's really you omg

by Coffee_is_me March 9, 2022