The villain of Starkid's Black Friday (also known as Uncle Wiley)
Songs
- Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle
- Made In America
"my mentor, Wilbur Cross stepped into that portal and came out a raving lunatic, he pledged his undying allegiance to the forces within, and disappeared soon after"
- General John McNamara
A shameless high-pressure verbal strategy used by a fake/insincere Bible-blabber merely in an attempt to manipulate others into doing what he wants, convert to his faith and/or join his church, etc.; said strategy involves speaking vehemently about "The Great J.C." and how He met His untimely demise.
A local druggie tried to cross-reference me into trying some of his crap --- claiming it was "divine matter from The Holy Spirit Himself" --- but I just shruggingly waved him off.
When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.
I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .
n; Using a personal toothbrush that is not yours.
She admitted to cross brushing in my bathroom.
An insult in the BIONICLE universe. This insult applies to all biomechanical beings (or mechanical beings who have a consciousness). It refers to the process of wires being connected incorrectly in the brain of the person being insulted.
"You cross-wired freak! Who let a matoran like you be on the kolhii team?"
Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes
Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle
Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.
Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.
Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.
Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"