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When u r ballin out of control and u sink a sick 3 or somthin like that, in a sense becoming the daddy of that particular situation or moment in time. SWAP DADDAY!
guy 1: yo dude i just ordered 3 pizzas their all getting delivered right away and i didn't even have to tip the delivery nigga cus i won a contest and it was all free, do u like pepperoni
guy 2: fuck yea, eats a slice
guy 1: SWAP DADDY
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Noun. or Adjective.
A person Designated to stay sober and supervise people under the influence of Hallucinagenic Mushrooms. A Shroom Daddy is usually a close freind, or fellow drug user. People may take turns over the course of a week being the Shroom Daddy, in order to get their share of psychadellic fun.
EXAMPLES:
" I was tripping so Hard on shrooms the other day, If I didn't have my Shroom Daddy with me I woulda taken a dump on my parents bed."
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When a woman gives birth vaginally, she is likely to tear. When she is sewn up, the Doctor will ask the father if he would like a few extra stitches. This will ensure a tighter vagina after giving birth.
The father was afraid that his wifes vagina would be loose after giving birth. So he asked the doctor if he would give her a "daddy stitch"
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A useless nigger who wont father his child/children
"Dat nigger Rayquan dat I fucked ova at Jamal's, momma's apartment before da police got me fo dat outstandin' warrent is ma son Rayquazine's baby daddy! He gone pay me ma child support cause I need dollaz!"
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A man who is poorly endowed and tries really hard in bed to compensate, but usually fails.
Jill: Every time I go to bed with my boyfriend, I have a hard time trying not to giggle!
Jane: Oh, so he's a small daddy?
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a girl who had a fucked up father, is absent, or doesn’t exist. this gets them attached to men, male teachers or their male friends.
it’s hard if it’s male teachers because you get in trouble by the school for talking about them a lot and doing nice things for them cause they think you fancy them. but you don’t. you just have daddy issues.
SLT: “do you fancy mr…?”
me: “no i have daddy issues”
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Used to call people every hateful word in one follow me on Instagram @PenguinSF00
Wendy over there is a fag daddy
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