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Doing a mason

When you steal something that a girl posses and you put it down your pants so they touch your knob if you do a mason right it might end up with you being sucked off in a garden

bro I'm doing a mason so this girls touches my dick

by Joseph Clark June 19, 2016


doing the ben

The act of deleting one's messages before anyone else is able to reply to them or even read them. If one actually manages to reply in time, they should be awarded an Olympic medal. Even if one messages has been replied to, it is still not safe from being deleted anyway.

Person: "Ugh, he deleted his message again - just when I was about to reply. Now I can't send it anymore."
Other Person: "So he's doing the ben again..."

by ancient nouki August 26, 2021


doing a boris

The art of touching someone on the thigh, with or without their permission. (who knows)

Watch out! Looks like George is doing a boris.

by notsoharry October 01, 2019


Do the Lebron

To switch teams in order to get a ring. Taking one’s talents “to South Beach”. Switching Sides. Turf Hopping. Set Hopping. In the dating realm this can be applied to someone who fakes an engagement to get the ring and leave, only to repeat the pattern elsewhere.

Bro: My condolences Bro I heard your fiancé got married, to another dude.

Sad Bro: Yeah, some geezer bought her a fat diamond and she dipped.

Bro: Oof! Did she Do the Lebron on you Brodie? Super Oof!

by Lawless, Lenny December 27, 2018


Do a Leon

Go to an Eastern European country and pay €10 to have you sphincter fingered.

- Youll never guess what Joe done in Bratislava!
What?
- He done do a Leon!
No way he had an old prostitute pay to finger his bum hole? Why?
- Only he can answer that!

by TheDeadDodo July 29, 2023


Doing a Hani

Doing a Hani is where someone becomes stupid during an argument, and when he realizes he loses he rage quits.

"Wow, that guy was just doing a Hani. He really shouldn't do that"

by #dontfightthesystem November 06, 2014


doing a viki

Making a big mess whilst cooking

Damn it! You're doing a Viki all over the stove!

by Sololegends June 30, 2019