Do a Mourinho

Creating a situation so untenable at a club that showing you the door with a fat cheque and no handcuff clauses about your future suddenly becomes the only sensible option.

Pochettino is in a position where he could do a Mourinho but he probably wouldn't want to due to its loyalty to Spurs

doing a lee

When some one speaks utter shit.

Tells loads of lies.

“Hey my pal fucked a porn star.”
“Did he fuck. Stop doing a Lee.”

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

Doing a Kibble

When someone corrects something that doesn't need to be corrected or when someone attempts to correct something and still gets it wrong.

You: "You're an idiot Kibble."

The Kibbler: "I think you mean your."

Another friend: "He's doing a Kibble again..."

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what to do?

type in google: games

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type in google: minecraft

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what to do? I 'm bored.

Doing a Gauger

When someone in a front/back ensemble drops a mallet, usually money times. Named after Jacob Gauger, a kid in Sebring, Florida who has dropped his mallet over 300 times in less than one season.

Jacob: *drops mallet*
Literally everyone else: “GAUGER!!! Stop doing a Gauger.”

Doing a Courtney

The act of calling someone, regardless of how busy the call recipient is, and having a meaningless chat to fill in time, Especially when on a road trip or Driving long distances for work.

Did you need me for anything in particular?
Nah, I'm just doing a Courtney