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donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it

that guy is believes in donutism

by pope donutist May 24, 2023


Slim Donut

Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.

*Fast talking* "I've only tried a Slim Donut once!"

by Keepongo October 28, 2011


Alabama Donut Hole

When you super glue your penis before inserting it into a vagina or butthole (preferably a family member's), causing the vagina or butthole to go inside out when you pull out. After you turn it inside out, you then use a knife the separate the skin from your penis.

Oh yeah me and my sister did the alabama donut hole

by bigbbbbbbbbbb February 28, 2024


Donut Whirle

A Donut Whirle is when you grab a miniature donut and put it on someone's ear and finger it.

I gave Joseph a Donut Whirle!

by Kystuma February 6, 2023


Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018


diabetic donut

when you eat someones ass out and they have diabetes

yeah i totally do-nutted when i found out she had diabetes. i gave her a diabetic donut

by mushroomlady March 17, 2023


Donuts with benefits

Holding a friends hair back so they can eat a donut

Be my donuts with benefits? I'm really hungry for one.

by CampbellFrank March 16, 2023