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The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.
Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."
Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."
Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"
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It is a noun for being a douche-bag but simply less pleasant( Say it with an English accent)
Man whore : "your a slut" Hooker:"Oh ya well you're a douche-Knucker" ( Say the part of the hooker with an English accent )
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1. A male who acts like a child, when they are old enough to be a parent.
2. A husband who acts like the guy you dated in highschool.
3. When a man thinks they are not being coddled enough by anyone.
4. An ex boyfriend/husband who thinks everything you do is because you are still in love with them!!
This morning my husband was being a baby douche. He thinks everyone needs to hold his hand. When our eleven year old was playing a joke on him, he decided to act like a child and pull her hair. Then he threw a tantrum when I said I would not go to the store and get him cigarettes. He is a grown man acting like a child. Therfore he is a baby douche.
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1. the epitome of being a douche, the gold standard
2. a place containing a lot of douches
1. Man, that guy is really a douche warehouse.
2. Dude, this club is a complete douche warehouse lets go somewhere else
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when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.
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A douche of tremendous proportions.
Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit
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1) An individual whose filth, defined through character, action, or disposition, equals or surpasses that of the liquid leaving a womans vaginal cavity after a thorough douching. Marked by bacteria, unclean particulate matter, and often a slight fishy odor.
2) An individual marked by an exaggerated sense of self-confidence, compounded by a diminutive intellect, behaving unreasonably absurd in social situations with no sense of what an ignoramus one appears to be.
Can often be found living at home with mommy and daddy, trolling the internet for dates, wearing sunglasses at night, a popped collar, sideways hat, attempting to appear younger than one actually is, seeking companionship out of ones intellectual/age/social strata
Girl 1: I saw your ex-boyfriend at a party this weekend.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: He was wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar, a sideways hat, and was hitting on an underage girl.
Girl 2: Whatever, he is 31 and still lives at home with his mommy. He is such a reverse douche.
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