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A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.
Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!
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The Jug-headed, mentally retarded, blond girl/guy that works for TMZ.
Douche Bag says:
"...they were in Washington D.C., protesting in front in front of that big monument that looks like a........you know."
Douche Bag says: "I'd definitely hit that."
Douche Bag says: "We got Miley Cyrus showing some.........um........you know...........muff?.......can I say that?"
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It is a noun for being a douche-bag but simply less pleasant( Say it with an English accent)
Man whore : "your a slut" Hooker:"Oh ya well you're a douche-Knucker" ( Say the part of the hooker with an English accent )
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A Douche Picture is classified as the following:
A picture in the mirror showing abs.
A picture in the mirror showing non-existent abs.
A picture in the mirror flipping the mirror off.
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A picture showing abs.
A picture showing non-existent abs.
A picture flipping the camera off.
Guy 1: "Dude delete that pic."
Guy 2: "why?"
Guy 1: "It's a douche picture."
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when a chick takes out the douche, it makes a fart noise...thus a douching queef.
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A douche of tremendous proportions.
Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit
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1) An individual whose filth, defined through character, action, or disposition, equals or surpasses that of the liquid leaving a womans vaginal cavity after a thorough douching. Marked by bacteria, unclean particulate matter, and often a slight fishy odor.
2) An individual marked by an exaggerated sense of self-confidence, compounded by a diminutive intellect, behaving unreasonably absurd in social situations with no sense of what an ignoramus one appears to be.
Can often be found living at home with mommy and daddy, trolling the internet for dates, wearing sunglasses at night, a popped collar, sideways hat, attempting to appear younger than one actually is, seeking companionship out of ones intellectual/age/social strata
Girl 1: I saw your ex-boyfriend at a party this weekend.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: He was wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar, a sideways hat, and was hitting on an underage girl.
Girl 2: Whatever, he is 31 and still lives at home with his mommy. He is such a reverse douche.
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