Love Drunk

1) When you have more than one person who you're crushin on or infatuated with. Having too much love from numerous sources causes people to be Love Drunk. Usually ends up in losing all the people involved.

2) When you constantly are seeking one persons affection at all times, hence getting "drunk" from someone's "love"

Example 1:

Person: So who's your girl?
Dani: Oh well see I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. Meaning I have no girls, but that's ok because I can always get love drunk again ;

Example 2:
Person: Dani texts her all day because she gets love drunk off everything she says.

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Designated Drunk

Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home

Man your the best drunk driver so we vote your the designated drunk driver of the night

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Drunk mexican

A Mexican that is drunk

That hombre is a drunk mexican

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drunk calla

any sex act that meets the following criteria:
1. It is performed in a seedy location, i.e., a parking lot, a Burger King bathroom, a public bus, or anywhere in New Jersey.
2. It is mutually casual to the extent that both (or all) parties involved can and do openly discuss the event with no shame, regret, embarrassment, or passion; though they may recall it fondly.
3. It nonetheless somehow scandalizes a third party who had nothing to do with the act.
Usage note: drunk calla is a non-count noun, meaning it isn't typically pluralized and takes no article ('a', 'an', or 'the'). Simply put: use the term as you would use the term head.

Remember the time we were so high on glint that you gave me drunk calla in line at the batting cages and my wife found out and left me?

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macey drunk

classic white girl getting totally white girl wasted to the point where “macey” can not see straight, and you speak “macey” gibberish, falling down stairs, on a flat surface, or wherever “macey” might be. completely obliterated and obligerant. not okay in any way whatsoever.

dude, are you macey drunk tonight?!

fuck no, only macey gets Macey Drunk

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drunk on shadows

being upset,
lost in shadows.
depressed.

fuck life, i'm drunk on shadows.

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post-drunk

The kind of drunk where you feel really slow & unmotivated, but eventually you work yourself up into a frenzy, only to fall back off again; this cycle usually repeats itself. You tend not to talk much, if at all. This kind of drunken experience usually lasts longer than most other types, and people who don't get drunk that often have no idea this kind of drunk exists.

"I'm post-drunk, but last night I was prog drunk. I'd explain, but it's a bit complicated."

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