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Chinita eyes are eyes that resemble the slanted eyes of Asiatic peoples, HOWEVER, chinita eyes 90% of the time refers to a Latina who has "chinky" or chinita type eyes. In most cases, the girls are Mexican but could also refer to girls of Taina heritage from Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic, and of course, to the very indigineous women of countries like Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador.
Dang chula you got some bangin chinita eyes!
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Another name for the infection Pink Eye, which has been rumored to be caused by fecal matter contaminating the eye. In the movie "Knocked Up" there is a scene where the character Martin is asked if someone took a dump in his eyes because they were so red from being high.
I think someone farted on my pillow and gave me poop-eye!
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People with blue eyes are the most beautiful and talented and smart and sexy people in the world.
You will always want to have them as your friend, and they are the best lovers, and can do anything the best.
They are sweet and powerful and way better than anyone else.
Blue eyes are rare, and if you have them you should consider yourself lucky.
Person #1: Wow, that person has blue eyes!
Person #2: Yeah, s/he is amazingly perfect.
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When someone farts in your face, causing poo particles to enter the eye, making it go pink.
Josh got pink eye when Shelly farted on his face as a joke.
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The most beautiful eye color in the entire world. Sometimes said to be a little demonic.
Do you see Mia's black eyes? They're amazing!
Umm... Thomas, don't demons have black eyes as well?
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Blue Eyes are known to be from the Cat Family:
Tiger.... sexually forward and dominant
Tigress......catches, plays and teases there pray
Blue Eyes like a tiger
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Something you get when you take in too much eye candy.
Person 1: What did the optometrist say?
Person 2: He said I've got a bunch of eye cavities. I guess I shouldn't have seen Avatar more than once.
Person 1: Dude, Transformers totally gave me an eye cavity when it came out
Person 2: Your mom gave me an eye cavity last night!
*Person 1 & Person 2 high five*
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