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When someone has a passive fetish for feet but when you call them out for sniffing your toes they get aggressive
Robbie: *snif snif* Ben:Wtf you got a passive aggressive foot fetish? Robbie: ill stab you shut up and give me ur toes
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The act of ramming your foot so far down someone's throat that they orgasm as you tickle their tonsils with your ankle.
Crofty: Kyle, you want my foot?
Kyle: (no response)
Crofty:*rams foot down mouth*
Kyle: *gags before screaming with delight as his tonsils are caught on Crofty's toenails before ejaculating through his nostrils*
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a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
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Buyer : "Hey man, you got any Burger King Foot Lettuce?"
Dealer : "Fuck yeah."
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anyone that is over 6 feet & 2 inches in height can be a part of the 6 foot high club.
1-can i be in your six foot high club?
2-well how tall are you?
1-im 6 foot 1
2-no bitch! you need to be at least 6 foot 2!
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A girl that only looks good from 40 feet away. 40-foot girls usually have a nice butt, but a not-so-desirable face.
Bro 1: Dang, you seen Samantha?
Bro 2: Ya dude, don't be fooled. She's a 40-foot girl.
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when someone can't drive slow
i got three speeding tickets last week, i think i have a heavy foot syndrome
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