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crack cookies

any type of cookie that are so good that they become as addictive as crack, they do not contain crack, but they are amazingly tasty.

So Caitlin brought her crack cookies into the lounge today, and everyone attacked her for them, because they were so delicious.

by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

32πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Crack Rat

Someone who is behaving like a crackhead and a rat.
a) gross
b) unmannered
c) acting extra
d) annoying

1) β€œWhy does she think it’s okay to be this annoying at 8:30am?”
β€œShe’s behaving like a crack rat.”
2) Some people are such crack rats when they act out in public.

by cracktivity December 1, 2019

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Crack Baby

A child and or infant whom lusts for crack Rock and will do anything to get it. This often results in muggings, sexual favors, or possibly even organized hits on other Crack babies. The crack baby will stop at nothing to get it's fix.

Yo you see that lil' crack baby down the street? Asked me for a bottle of juice and a snickers bar. Trippin.

by FackFaceMcgee September 17, 2012

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cracked out

A phrase usually used to describe a person or sometimes situations which are seemingly insane.
can occur from use of drugs which can permanantly or semi-permanantly disconnect a persons reality from those of others.

It is neither good nor bad, as the individual is no longer 'part of the system'

-does not necessarily mean a person has to have done crack which is a common misconception...

Person 1: Those drugs have made you kinda cracked out man
Person 2: yeah I know (stares deeply into the non-existant void...)

A group on teenagers getting on pills at the local park
-that's cracked out

by gh0sts February 12, 2013

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Crack Hour

The hour between 4:30- 5:30 am when the crack heads (not just crack heads, also late night drinkers and pot smokers) are getting in, and the crack workers are leaving to be at work early, or catching an early train to work.

Neighbor 1: "Did you hear that crack head next door hit his mailbox last night coming in at crack hour?"

Neighbor 2: "Yea, I saw him stumble to his door when I was leaving for work."

Neighbor 1: "You're such a crack worker."

Neighbor 2: "Better than being a crack head."

by Mon-Star June 28, 2010

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


take a crack

A term used when telling friend and/or co-worker to get some ass.

"oh, look at that girl, you should take a crack at that piece of ass."

by joeybnukkas April 24, 2007

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


crack babies

Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

For absurd definitions see crack baby.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

18πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž