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Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away
I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!
The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit
"You definitely have a drinking problem".
"How so ?"
"It's not even 9 am and you're Tam-Hammering with the door open"
The act of chugging a beer while simultaneously taking a shit.
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"You know you have a drinking problem ?"
"How so ?"
"It's only 9 am and you're already Tam-Hammering"
Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.
Man, he's such a hammer dad!
A fantastic TV show where a group of people explore and uncover homeless houses and crack dens.
First originated in Maidstone, the crew of homeless under the hammer uncovered 3 crack dens within the first day of recording.
Person 1: "Have you seen Homeless under the Hammer?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I love that show!"
The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.
"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"