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When an individual feels happy doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
When an individual feels happy by doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
Happy Gazday is a day when nothing EVER goes right and the "Happy" part is used in irony.
You all know the kinda day I'm talking about ? The sort of day that starts off when you get out of bed, late, hungover and half sleeping then stagger barefoot to the toilet only to stand squarely in a pile of steaming dog shit that squelches up between your toes making you want to puke.
Later, after cleaning the shit from between your toes and almost giving yourself a hernia puking, you go downstairs to make breakfast and, if there happens to be a milk carton in the fridge, you end up pouring a lump of stinking semi fermented cheese into your freshly made tea, coffee or cereal resulting in another gut ripping puking session !
The day continues when you go through a succession of miserable experiences and failures at work, school, college, etc. incorporating burns, scalds, bumos and paper cuts and in an attempt to cheer yourself you decide to go to the bar to have a drink and are met by a smiling barmaid/barman holding your massive bill from the night before.
It can also be sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday" when mocking someone who is having a particularly bad day.
Si : "Yo Dick, how's it hangin' man"
Dick : "Gave myself a Mimmack last night, had a nightmare about a Santos, shit myself while I slept, no water when I woke up so had to go to work stinking of B.O. and shit and then everything got worse...topped it all off by having a Wraithmell} in the bar" <sob>
Si : "Bollocks dude, not another Happy Gazday" ??
What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day
Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide
a bar shot consisting of the following recipe:
1/3 oz Amaretto liquer
1/3 oz Peach Schnapps
1/6 oz Pineapple juice
1/6 oz Cranberry Juice
it's a pretty fruity concoction, and should be served chilled.
Please make me a happy voyeur.
to be happy about stg.
people tend to use it as a verb instead of an adj.
- Do we happy <verb>?
- Yes of course we are.
A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."
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