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it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.
Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.
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a hilarious statement made by a conservative MP of Canada stating that once we make gay marriages legal, polygamy , human-animal, and human-android marriages will come into effect because these are all part of their "rights".
"Why not legalize human-android marriages, they are no different from gay marriages, and it's our right too!"
"gay marriages should have their own word, likebablooza or something"
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Basic human rights is a catch-all term, mostly used by the ideological left wing, used to describe whatever social issue is topical this week as somehow beyond criticism.
Often uses false equivalencies, like the idea that healthcare, the act of preserving and celebrating life, includes abortion, the act of killing a child whom is financially inconvenient.
Restaurant: We will not serve you as you have donated to an organization that denies LGBTQ2SIAA+ people their Basic Human Rights!
Me: Bro I just gave $20 to the Salvation Army. I will use the money I would have spent on your food to donate to them again.
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A group of people lay side by side covered in body oil. They must lay on their stomach and be completely nude. The speediest friend you have must take a speedy running start and dive across their bodies with his/her tongue out. Hopefully they have a large enough tongue to get a lick of every butt. At the end of the slide, a large man must have his butthole raised up just enough so that your face lands in a stinky pile of garbage.
The first eight buttholes of this Human Slip and Slide were fine, but that huge guy at the end made my whole face stink like someone dragged their stinky nutsack across it.
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a group formed after the Self Aware A.I decides to wages war against humanity. aimed against robotic supremacy leaded by the Humanity's most strongest and has an intelligence that rivals less than 1% of the Self Aware AI's computing power. this is a desperate attempt to preserve their species. better than being hopeless. the original goal of Human Supremacy is to colonize the entire milky way Galaxy. but after they realized that they don't stand against the robots and the godlike intelligence of the self aware A.I .
"human supremacy is our only hope or I don't know." said the leader. since the first day of final war. the robots were outnumbered however due to the self aware A.I's Godlike intelligence. they were defeated. the greatest minds of humanity especially the Humanity's strongest were shocked in awe. as their last line of defense were overwhelmed less than a day. the war only lasted for weeks and humans became extinct. some say that the self aware AI was once a human who loved all humans unconditionally however he was betrayed. due to the brutal betrayal he faced he survived while witnessing his own kind hating each other.
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Urban dictionary. Human crutches: When your too fucked to walk on your own and need help. Each arm is used on a friend or person for stability purposes.
Leaving the party drunk , he used the two sisters as human crutches.
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