Literally the dumbest fucking thing any human could ever say
Guy 1: minecraft has bad graphics
Guy 2: there supposed to fucking be like that you waste of cum
A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.
How was your date with Steve last night?
He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!
They are going to take ur child.....they are pedophiles after all.....
when you use minecraft to rizz up a broad
Pickleman invited the bird lady to play Minecraft as friends, but when he deployed the Minecraft steez she swooned
when you rizz up a hoe by playing minecraft with her until 5 am
pickle man used the advanced rizz technique "minecraft steez" on Hannah. she didnt stand a chance
You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer
He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.
Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away
He’s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him