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Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.

God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.

by lazyinnyc January 7, 2013


small in the pants

A man with a small penis.

Fez: What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.
Michael Kelso: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants.

by GNR1987 March 14, 2014


holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

by HarleenQuinn December 1, 2016


lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts

hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!

by ladpantshater October 10, 2019


Beige Pants

Someone whomst leaves a cliffbar on a toilet seat.

"Hey, Alex! you're the Beige Pants. You left a cliffbar on the toilet seat!"

by quiznah March 7, 2018


moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 26, 2013


flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.

Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."

by danglyballzjohn April 1, 2018