A rated "G" substitute for saying "a bunch of fucking bullshit"
This 2 hour wait at the DMV is a bunch of fuzzy bull shoes!
Black airforce shoes 1:
Shoes which turn the best of the best to the biggest menace of all time. (The original black airforces. More dangerous to stay around than black airforce 2)
They go all the time around clapping asses from around the globe, these people are menaces to society, and if you see one you better run before you get your ass absolutely **broken**.
They have that "Black airforce activity" if you hear "Black airforce activity activated" after you mess with a nigga you better run. Because they would absolutely hospitalize you in less than -1 seconds.
Person A: bro someone just clapped and absolutely broke my ass.
Person B: What were they wearing?
Person A: black airforces s1 shoes.
October 26th is National Cum in a Shoe Day
NATIONAL CUM IN A SHOE DAY IS WHEN YOU CUM IN A SHOE FOR FUN
A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe
The act of being naive when a racial slur is directed at you.
You're so white your shoes don't have shoe strings.
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When you are about to lose a game of tetris and your starting to make a major comeback and it starts to get really hardcore but the game gives you shit blocks and you lose anyway...
Man, I was on the final level of tetris last night and my heart was beatin' and my hands were shakin' but it still gave me the Old Shoe in the Hat Trick!
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A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.
Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.
Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!
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