kick your puppy

This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.

Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.

I'd let you kick my puppy.

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Kick dick day

On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.

Emily: Omg Clara! It’s kick dick day!

Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!

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final kick-its

The last few get togethers before your buddy moves away.

Duder 1: "Sorry brosephs Chelsea got the job so we are moving in a couple of weeks son."

Duder 2: "DAMMNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Duder 3: "Dudes we have to start our final kick-its this weekend. And your ass betta come visit like erryweekend, or at least once a month."

Duder 1: "Sorry guys, I feel so ashamed. I'm gonna miss you guys BIGTIME yo."

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Kick Your Cunt In

To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.

Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!

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Department of Kicking Butt

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

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Kick a blonde day

December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)

:) kick a blonde day

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hit his kick

Australian, colloquialism reached into his pocket ( usually to pay for a round of drinks )

Thommo hit his kick and bought us all a beer.

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