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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 6, 2009


Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.

Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!

by applejoe June 25, 2020


this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023


Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 8, 2017


Machine Gun Asshole

Another name for Machine Gun Kelly

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy

by Swift67 October 14, 2021


Machine tapping

AlMachine tapping is an advanced technique used by slot machine professionals; where the player is repeatedly tapping the screen of the slot machine to increase their chances of scoring points.

Although this method has never been proven to increase luck. It is still seen as a sign of dedication within the professional gambling scene, most notably amongst the elder generation.

- Wow look at that man over there, he's got

insane machine tapping skills!

- Yeah I know, he must have been doing this for

years.

by Ameri Mohamed October 18, 2023


Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness January 19, 2012