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A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.
*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?
Andy I don't know it can mean many things.
Matthew is the first and last to make you smile everyday. He's always up for a hug and loves to make you laugh as well as play with your hair while you get lost in his blue marble eyes. He just wants you to know how much he cares about you.
Never hurt him, never harm him. Only luv him and make Matthew happy.
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Matthew de Graff has the biggest boobs ever.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.
Person 1: you know Matthew de graaf
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him
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Someone who is a casserole merchant. A person who also may have a fond interest in Alkenes and Prince Phillip…
“Omfg Luc, I never knew you were like that. You should’ve told me you were a Matthew D Bosley!”
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Big dicked man with the biggest dick in the world and is the best in the world at sex and gets all the girls he wants and has a friend named sack and sack has a small dick and gets no girls
That guy last night was Bryce Matthew peters for sure.
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the 3 most insanely attractive guys in the entire universe
damnnn there go kartik, matthew, and ryan...
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Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.
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