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It's anti-music.
It's for people who think that the "only" instruments that matter are guitar and maybe drums.Metal singers are the worst singers to ever get behind a mic.They are like turd-like golems,pieces of poop which magically sprang to life and crawled out of the toilet.
There's so much more to music you stupid,little ass-fucks!
Fuckin Zeppelin had piano and banjos and mandolins and acoustic guitars and keyboards and fuckin harmonicas and a pretty decent singer and they sang about pretty good things usually.
But no,not heaby mettle.Todays heaby mettle shit has guitars and drums and some possed motherfucker who's constipated and grunting demonically trying to force a Satanic turd rocketing out his hairy goat-hole!
^That ain't music,bitches!!!!
What kind of retarded motherfucker do you have to be to want to listen to that shit?
Zeppelin was Rock&Roll,electrified blues,folk,flamenco,country and all sorts of good music.They didn't make that by saying "duh we should ONLY have guitar and ONLY grunt and fart and sing about humping goats"....
Figure it out you fuggin Mtv-watching, shmegma-suckin,turd-munching,headbanger's ball watching fucktards!!!!!!!
ROCK and motherfuckin ROLL you ignorant anal-cunts!!!!!!
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A term used to describe how large a mans penis is.
Girl: Wow you have some big metal gear!
Boy: thanks!
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slightly newer, happier version of metal. usually has shorter songs and a more guitar-heavy sound.
sdystem of a down, disturbed, taproot, mudvayne, etc.
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Sprang up in LA (and at the same time Finland) in the early eighties as a backlash against punk, which many people believed was quickly selling out. The most famous hair metal band was (and still is) Motley Crue, who really kicked it all off. Influences of hair metal include Kiss, Aerosmith, Ted Nugent and many other hard rock acts of the 70's. Is actually completely different to 'poodle rock'
hair metal: Motley Crue, Hanoi Rocks, early Guns n'Roses
poodle rock: Poison, Europe, Warrant
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complete and utter shit
Guy 1: "Hey dude, do you like death metal?"
Guy 2: "No."
'Guy 2 then sets Guy 1 on fire and pushes him into heavy traffic.'
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A metal head is just a happy goth, unlike goth we have more fun we go out we dont wear shit loads of make up and think about death all of the time. But aswell as not being like Goths in a way we are becasue i personally am against the corporation, and for once im just not one of the people who say that for the hell of it because in fact i studie law and politics at collage, and for i fact know how badly this whole country is being run. Unlike those fuck off little 12 wannabe blond hair 'goths' who for some reason think its cool to be uncool. then after their friends start spending £120 on a nike jacket they decide they dont was to be uncool anymore.
Slayer, Panter, Metallica, In Flames, R.A.T.M and Slipknor Rock!!
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