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A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
Bitch; Annoying Bitch
(Short as mnf)
She's such a mother of the night fork;
I know right???
collective ignorance, psycological abandonment of enlightenmnet, liberation, human consciousness on earth. a shared will by deraged trogledytes to evacuate the garden of eden, or whats lef tof it to meet their maker seperated from their brothers and sisters, the sky the wind and rain and all the plants and animals we have been so undeservedly endowed with
John: is billy coming out to party? christine likes him and i told him i'd introduce him to coke.
Jeff: no he's actually spending the weekend at a biblical retreat, niggas got a bad case of mothers death wish.
The ultimate insult. Nothing compares to this. It trumps over ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and makes your grandpap A trap look like "ur stupid".
1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: well, ur daddy lesbian
2: ur granny tranny
1: noooo, your grandpap A trap
2: you made me do this. (Grows into a giant and raises his hand to the heavens) UR BROTHER'S A MOTHER!!!
(2 brings their hand down and vaporizes 1, then the entire galaxy speeds toward andromeda galaxy at the speed of light, causing a massive black hole that swallows the universe.)
A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.
Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”
Person: “Call your mother, Louis”