call me by your name

the literal greatest movie ever filmed, starring timotheè chalamet, arnie hammer and a peach. after you watch it you will be emotionally drained and depressed, good luck charlie .

random girl: dude have you seen call me by your name?

me: omfg yes its the saddest movie ever and i love it

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My Pet Named Steve

Markiplier's imaginary pet hamster.

"I THINK I SWALLOWED MY PET NAMED STEVE!!"

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white boy named hunter

He's a best friend he's gay he's a actor he likes dick in his ass

Wow you white boy named hunter (unstariotipical gay guy)

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STOP adding people's names

Don't name your friends

James is a-
*Clicks no*
STOP adding people's names

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Yura ( Full name Yurie)

The definition of Yura is a person who is Ukrainian, or Russian, is super sexy, loves techno fist pumping, loves wearing track suits, loves Vodka and... all other types of alcohol, This person is talented, can fix any thing ( gets "deals") on everything, is most likely a, say this quickly, EmergencyMedicalTechnician, and is a very good kisser. never get in a fight with a yura, because hes loco, and has loco friends. Yuras are usually found in VIP ...Usually guys named Yura or Yurie, love girls named Olivia.

Oh, hey, thats yura ( full name yurie), look at that sexy walk he got goin on...

Ohhh your wearing a track suit AND drikin Vodka... your sucha Yura

Dangggg yura girl is Hottttt her name must be Olivia

Oh darn, somethings broken in my house.. lets call YURA

i need an EMT!! get a yura on the phone!

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Show us your name

Shitty Instagram trend where people search up their name knowing it will be some bullshit positive description

Person 1:Have you tried the show us your name trend on Instagram

Person 2:No, KYS

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She Who Must Not Be Named

Proper Noun.

She who must not be named is the author of the book series Harry Potter. In 2020 she officially outed herself as a TERF after defending several "mistakes" with trans community.
As a result of being a TERF the Harry Potter fandom no longer cares to even mention her by name. Her new name is inspired by he who must not be named who is the arch-villain, Lord Voldemort, in the book series.

I look up to Emma Watson and not she who must not be named.

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