blow finger

The act of inserting a finger in to ones own anus, stiring it around, removing it, placing it 18" from your opponent and then blowing accross it.

Its like getting hit in the face with a bag of shite

I gave my girlfriend a blow finger last night, the dirty bitch puked all over me!

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blow job

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

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Blow Job

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

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blow a gasket

Sudden diarrhea or another way to describe a shart/anal leakage.

Sorry folks, the bathroom is off limits. I just blew a gasket in there.
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?

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Pro Blow

A certain type of person who is extremely experienced in the art of giving fellatio. Some might say they do this for a living!

"I slobbed his knob on the morning of graduation...my mum shook his hand an hour later! Im a Pro Blow!"

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throw blow

v. The act of vomiting during fellatio.

n. The debris left on a cock following the act of vomiting during fellatio.

Guy: Mmmm.

Girl: Slop. Blargh.

Guy: Did you just Throw Blow?!?! It smells like that dinner I just bought you.

Girl: I'm really sorry. I'll go.

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The Double Blow

When a girl is giving a guy a head and the guy gets so drunk he has to puke but the girl doesn’t stop blowing him.

Tyler is experiencing the double blow in the bathroom with Courtney right now.

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