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when you get horny towerds the end of the school day and you need to go home and nut
jeff: bruh you want to go to the club meeting.
david: nah I got horny on the 7
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
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A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.
Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"
Anime with the sole purpose of appealing to those with above average levels of horniness
“Have you ever watched maid-sama?”
“No I don’t really like horny nigga anime.”
a weird fat chick with big teeth and is probably a bit trashy, who isn't getting laid
Shit man Brooke won't stop being a Horny hippo today
“Jenna was shlobbin on my meat last night and I tore that box up! We were totally united in horny”
A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.
Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!