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The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak
Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!
Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.
Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play
The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.
I asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for
Brokeback Mountain.
The greatest LGBT Movie of all time!!
Have you ever watched Brokeback Mountain? Yes, the movie is the greatest LGBT Movie ever created!
When 3 gay guys (fags) perform an Eiffel Fower but the 2 in the end hug instead of high five.
The other night Gage and Shane hugged during the Broke Back Mountain with Matt
A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement
For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.
When you secure a girl who’s large chested and coat the slopes with cum then proceed to shit on her summits cuasing a catastrophe down below.
My buddy just is legendary at the”foggy mountain mudslide”!!