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A unicorn who goes by the name of Charlie is led by his 2 side hores through a forest and guided through only with the spoken wisdom from the majestic Leopluradon.
“Well what do you know, there actually is a Candy Mountain.
Candy Mountain , Candy Mountain .. you feel me with sweet sugary goodness.
Go inside the Candy Mountain cave, Charlie.
Yeah Charlie, go inside the Cave.
Magical wonders are to behold when you enter. ”
Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.
Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"
Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.
That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.
The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.
Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry
Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.
Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs
Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.
When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass
Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?