Jont Piece

A large yellow pick up truck used to pick up Walter Johnson girls. Also used to change behind. This vehicle is owned by a DeMatha boy yet utilized by the entire team.

Kristin: Lets go get in the jont piece!
*Dont hurt the jont piece

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One Piece

a great anime for releasing your inner weeb

I watched episode 132 of One Piece yesterday i became a weeb like you now

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Mouth-Piece

a girl or a guy that you have had relations with, who goes around telling their friends of how good you really are in bed...

man, I got two mouth-pieces right now...

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Piece control thor

A guy who pretends to be Thor and mighty and worthy, but they are just a weak virgin soul

Oh hey is that piece control thor?

yeah he’s totally funny dude!

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my shit's in pieces

The exact opposite of having your shit together.

I would go to the Kenny G concert with you this weekend but I have to run errands instead - my shit's in pieces.

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Rippin' off a piece

Having illicit sexual relations with someone who is involved in a relationship. Can be used in non-adulterous situations as well.

q: "How come you didn't meet us at the bar last night?"
a: "I was rippin' off a piece of Elaine's fine ass"

or

"Rip me off a piece of that bread"

etc

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Lego piece 26047

AAAAHHHHH FUCK IM GOING INSANE JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD I WANNA SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN JUST LET ME DIE FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH

MOM! DAD! I LOOKED UP LEGO PIECE 26047 AND IT LOOKS LIKE- MOM? DAD? WHERE ARE YOU? AAAAAHHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD JESUS CHRIST FUCK FUCK FUCK

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