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When you have jalapeno poppers and you have to shit so badly you roll down the window and fire at the car next to you.
1: Yo I gotta shit
2: But we’re in the car!
1: Im bouta pirate ship the fuckers next to us if you don’t pull your ass over
2: Go for it bro
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Oral sex position where the man lies on his back and the woman sits/crouches above his head, knees either side of his head. She then proceeds to swing her muff back and forth onto his face for oral pleasure. Like the motion of a fairground pirate ship.
My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.
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One who likes to raid and or invade someones Butt (butt or ass hole) against their will in a barbarick and aggress way like pirates used to do to ships that were not theirs.
Adam is such a Butt Pirate because he likes to fuck steve in his ass.
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One who is homeless or has low income and can't afford cigarettes. They go and scrounge for used cigarette butts in communal ashtrays. Primarily in front of restaurants and public areas.
Damn, that butt pirate is back! He emptied the tray yesterday. I have to tell the manager of the restaurant to get him to leave.
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When one self loads munchkins into their anus, takes laxative and proceeds to shoot eat munchkin out of their asshole.
Yo!!! Did you see Tyler being a pirate of the caribbean?
He was launching those cannon balls.
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A phrase used by a mother to a disgusting child (usually male) who refuses to bath or wash. in the misguided hope that her evil-smelling little darling -who believes he wants to be a pirate if her grows up- will remove just a little of the filth and grime which has accumulated and become in some small way acceptable to others.
Mommy said "have a pirate bath because that is how Pirates wash" and the beastly little creature believed her.
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a group of smelly men mostly, with a few hoe bag women who trollop around grunting and making no sense at all.
excess attire, and full of viruses...these smelly pirates jump into rooms and usually peeps scatter because of the utter smell of these unwashed peeps.
they hate the ninjas only because the ninjas are clean, classy, and creative.
argggg yarrrrr
"i am a smelly pirate, smell my booty"
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