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When one pulls their penis out through a zipper or hole in the pocket and and then lets out a loud Chewbacca sound on unwitting people.
John reached in his pocket to pay for a pack of gum and Pocket Wookied the cashier and ran out the door.
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(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.
"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."
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the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket
i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking
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noun: a male of Filipino descent and of small stature with a propensity for consuming mass quantities of food disproportionate to said stature without appearing to increase in size.
I'm stuffed and that pocket-pino is still eating. Where does he put it all?!
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The groping of some form of body part through one's pockets whether in pants or on the shirt.
Dude A: What was that you were just doing?!
Dude B: Man, her hoodie was so short that i could pocket-grope her dirty pillows!
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When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant
"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"
Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998
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A Freudian slip. A female who wants to eat a "hot pocket," but is thinking of sex and a big hot cock.
Michelle: "I'm hungry."
Hector: "Wanna hot pocket?"
Michelle: "Yeah, make me a cock pocket."
ROOM EXPLODES WITH LAUGHTER!
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