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Donglebook Pro

a Nickname given to a Macbook Pro by Anger consumers because apple decided to play around and remove alot of ports on the computer to save money and make profit with dongles

Macbook Pro more like Donglebook Pro !

by 1Shot Duke January 28, 2025


XPLO the pro

the best Block N Load player on earth to ever touch that game
ranked #1 on the leaderboard
suicide rush pro; tactic: hit the cube until u win
german cheeseburger

Oscar: I hope for a good, long game with fun bb fights and many exciting mid 1v1s!
Boss: Let's go! I waited hours for this custom match to happen, can't wait.
*barrier goes down*
BAM PARAM BADAM
announcer: "They are destroying your base, Blockheads!"
Boss: Dude, somebody is hitting our cube! It's losing so much health, why is it low already?
Boss: Where did he even come from? Doesn't matter. Defend that shit now! KILL HIM!
Oscar: I'm trying, but...I can't.
Boss: WHY? It can't be that hard, right? Probably just a lucky low lvl noob bot
Oscar: No...it's him. XPLO the pro.
Boss: WHAT? THE NUMBER ONE ON LEADERBOARD?! WE LOST!

by XPLO the pro November 16, 2024


Pro Apo

A Pro Apo is a PROfessional Apologizer. Their life isn't quite in order and thus causes them to frequently apologize for something. They're not very reliable. Sometimes people don't mind being a Pro Apo and they make a lifestyle out of it, while others may be stuck in a rut and are trying to figure out how to get away from being a Pro Apo. Beware, the career Pro Apos may be really good at apologizing and making excuses.

Aiden forgot to get me a gift for my birthday, Christmas, and Valentine's Day. Not sure if he's an asshole or just an absent minded Pro Apo... probably both.

by EleanorFrisby December 7, 2021


GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery

It means that there is a 3x3 (GAN 11 M Pro UV Coated with magnets set to strong) that has next day delivery :)

"Bro I just got the GAN 11 M Pro (UV Coated) Magnets set to strong and next day delivery!"

by LB Coobin :0 January 4, 2024


PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!

-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”

by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 23, 2017

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PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)

Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!

-“What’s your life goal?”
-“To get a PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)”

by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 22, 2017


Pro(gas)tinator

One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.

OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator

by nickdfromda513 January 13, 2019