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When you shit in one hand and then fist someone in the ass with it, while reaching around and pouring vodka in their mouth with your other hand
I just shit in my hand and am feeling kinda turned on by it, I might offer someone a Saint Petersburg Pump Trolley.
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a god awful song made by some Russian kid. she decided to add random noises that are just annoying, she also made the "sImPLe DiMplE PoP It SqUisH" song. did i mention that almost none of the song is in Russian. Many people said that their dead relative got up to turn this song off! IT'S THAT BAD!!
russian kid: HeY BoY! PuMP It Up!
snipelord1289: "STFU"
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The act of raising somebody's hopes with an erroneous claim that makes the speaker look foolish. This claim is made with good intentions but is so faulty that it utterly fails to affect the general mood positively. In many cases the result of pumping somebody's grundle is negative.
Ex1:
LeRoy: Aw shit, that shorty over there, she's fine as hell. I'd hit that like a piñata on cinco de mayo!
Marcus: She's FUGLY homey, don't pump my grundle, she's just nasty...
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The term that is used for someone willing to take the seat of a (usually) retarded person who calls "shotgun" in an attempt to obtain the front seat of a vehicle. However this must be said within a split second subsequently after the first person calls shotgun.
Person 1: "I call shotgun!"
Person 2: "Well I call double-pump shotgun, better get in the back of the van or it's gonna be one hell of a ride for you."
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pump fake nation is a hip hop group also known as p.f.n. located in atascdaero and morro bay california. the members are aqua fresca, vamp, def dub, gnome, and d day.
1. dam have you heard pfn's new song? it is so tight!
2. the pump fake nation is the best thing to hit cen-cal
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when a guy pushes two times in one thrust during sex. Usually causing multiple orgasms.
Joe used the Double Hump Pump to make his wife climax multiple times during intercourse.
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It is used as a term for premature ejaculation. The man enters twice then releases his fruits.
Did you her about what Joe did?
What?
He did a double pump chunk!
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